How many t-shirts do I wear out when it's cold? However many t-shirts make up a sweater.
How many stripes does a zebra have? I'm not sure, but the black ones are better at basketball.
Hey Torpedo, why do you think your girlfriend dumped you? Probably had to do with my erratic balls.
Why do I save all my used condoms? Cause circumstantial evidence just doesn't cut it.
